Out of the Mouth of Creed

Creed, do you want to pray?
No, I prayed last night.


Creed, can I play with that?
You can have it tomorrow.


Creed, why is your underwear wet?
Because....it doesn't mean anything.


Mama, can I have this? It is my favorite.


As he was talking and raising one eyebrow...Creed, where are your eyebrows?
I not know...in my bedroom I think.

Hey, Buddy Boy!
I not Buddy Boy; I Creed-o!

Hey, Creed-o!
I not Creed-o; I Buddy Boy!